Mike: Mmm You smell good.  Like a combination of shampoo and bacon!

Me: (sad) My babies are growing up!
Mike: Look at the bright side. They grow up and move out, then it will just be us!!!

Mike: DALLIN NOOOOOO!!!!  Uh, Robin, Don't come in here.

Me: Even after a hellish night with Levi, one look into his eyes in the morning and all is forgotten.
Mike: I'm still holding a grudge.