Me: I forgot to lock the back door when we went out for dinner tonight.
Mike: Well, the computer is still here...
Me: There is a bad guy hiding somewhere in the house.
Mike: Really?
Me: Yes, he is hiding in the closet of the playroom upstairs.
Mike: No, Robin.
Me: He's waiting for us to fall asleep...
Mike: Why do you do this to yourself. Now you won't be able to sleep.
So then Mike got out of bed, climbed 2 flights of stairs and checked to see if there was a bad guy in the playroom closet.
