Mike shows me his year-end review from work. It's fantastic.
Me: Congratulations, Mike. You managed to have an awesome year at work, all while being a steller husband and father; and Elder Quorum President.
Mike: Uh, I don't think I was a stellar Elders Quorum President.
Me: Oh, there was a semi-colin in that statement. ...a stellar husband and father (pause) and an elders quorum president.