Me: Why is it called "baby oil"? You find it in the baby isle, but I've never known anyone to use it on a baby. What is it used for?

Mike: If you rub your wife's back with it, you get to make babies. :)

Me: what do you think of this hair color? (Showing him a pic from Pinterest)
Mike: I don't know. 
Me: What do you think of it?
Mike: It's striped? (highlights)
Me: But do you like it?
Mike: What answer do I have to give for this conversation to be over?