Mike: You bought a gallon of paint?

Me: My motto is, "why finish an old project when you can start a new one!" 

Me: what do you think of this hair color? (Showing him a pic from Pinterest)

Mike: I don't know. 

Me: What do you think of it?

Mike: It's striped? (highlights)

Me: But do you like it?

Mike: What answer do I have to give for this conversation to be over?