That awkward moment when you are out shopping with your husband and he picks up something funky and chuckles at it. Then he says to himself, “why am I always attracted to the weird stuff?” 

And I am just standing there all weird and stuff. 

 Conversation at dinner:

Me: I'm just the weird and awkward one. 

Mike: I'm happy I married the weird and awkward one. 

Me: I'm glad you didn't write one of those tribute posts on Facebook for our anniversary.