I’m watching House Hunters: International with Mike.  The couple is looking for a place in New Zealand, which is my dream location. 

Me: I wouldn’t be able to have a job in another country. What would I do all day while you are at work? 

{The camera pans over the beach.} 

Me: I know! I’m going to take wind surfing lessons from a 25-year old with a 6-pack!!!

Mike: Absolutely! That’s what you should do!

Me: You don’t mind?

Mike: I’m secure. 

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