Conversations from our trip to Hawaii-

Driving passed a cemetery Mike reads: “Valley of the temples”

Looking out the other side of the car, Levi says, “it’s the Mac of the Donald’s.”

Fan tree!

Pantry!

Levi: Pants me 

Dallin: Why do we have to take a plane to the next island? Why can’t we take a boat

Levi: I want to take a submarine. 

Me: Should we take the USS Arizona?

Levi: Ya! 

Me: It’s full of dead bodies. 

Levi: so we’ll have snacks!

Early morning while walking home from seeing the sunrise:

Car honks, I smile and wave. A shady looking dude is hanging out the driver’s window and he looks like he’s about to make a u-turn and come back to see us. 

Robin: oops. This dude looks like he’s selling something. 

Mike: Be cool. Let’s see what he’s selling. 😏 

Me: I hope it’s breakfast. 

I feel like seeing an active volcano is a once in a lifetime experience. And you boys have seen 2 active volcanoes on 2 continents. You are very lucky. Some parents are taking their kids to Disney world. 

Levi: Why does Dallin get the bigger bed?

Mike: He’s the older brother. 

Levi: But I’m bigger. 

Mike: He’s older. 

Levi: I’m wider. 

 Weston: You didn’t make the cinnamon rolls yet?

Me: You just said last night that you don’t like the way I make them and you preferred to make them yourself!

Weston: I was hoping that would make you want to make them before I got up to make them!

Me: YOU CAN’T USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON YOUR MOTHER!!

 We one had a doctor diagnose Weston as "Sheldon Cooper" from the show "The Big Bang Theory". 

Dallin came home from High School and said he overheard someone in the hallway point to him and say, "Look! It's Young Sheldon". 

 Scripture study- Levi keeps subbing the word “donkey” for “asses”

 Weston: Levi, why won’t you just be inappropriate with us?

Levi: To piss off mom. 

Levi walks into the living room and motions for us to pause our show. 

Me: My life is ruled by tiny dictators that I created. 

 Dallin: When you French kiss, do you also bite the other person’s tongue?

Me: 🙄

Dallin: No seriously, I need an answer. I may have made a terrible mistake recently. 

(Dallin has never kissed anyone)

 Text from Mike-

Mike: Dallin wrestled a girl. He got pinned. 

Me: Darn it. I mean, unless you are into that sort of thing.