Levi walks into the living room and motions for us to pause our show. 

Me: My life is ruled by tiny dictators that I created. 

 Dallin: When you French kiss, do you also bite the other person’s tongue?

Me: 🙄

Dallin: No seriously, I need an answer. I may have made a terrible mistake recently. 

(Dallin has never kissed anyone)

 Text from Mike-

Mike: Dallin wrestled a girl. He got pinned. 

Me: Darn it. I mean, unless you are into that sort of thing.